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His father is....His Mother? Hermaphrodite? Male and Female genitalia? What knid of shit is that?? Pretty clever shit. You had to know that his father couldn't be a regular character on the show, It would change future plots and story lines too much. It would change Eric Cartman too much, and that would change the show too much!
But if his mother had sex with another woman (hermaphrodites cannot bear children) and his mother is his father, then who is his mother? As Cartman said 'ahh..SCREW IT!!!'
So if you didn't get it, HIS MOTHER HAS A PENIS AND IMPREGNATED ANOTHER WOMAN, AND IT WAS SHE WHO BORE FATASS... I MEAN ERIC CARTMAN!!!
Here are 2 sounds from Episode 114 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Pt. 2
Dude your a big fatass and your Mom is a hermaph..
Your Father...This is fu*king weak.
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